I’ve been looking after Tia the cat for the last couple of years now.
that was the opening line to tia’s first killing film.
several years on, she’s still a murdering little bastard
I’ve been looking after Tia the cat for the last couple of months now. She’s only little. But she’s cute isn’t she? She doesn’t say much, Tia. She’s a quiet cat. So I was surprised to hear her calling to me. Turns out out she was really proud of herself. She’s been trying for a long time, but today she’d finally managed to murder some poor creature. She proudly showed me this sad little dead bird. Offering me first dibs should want to bite it’s head off I suppose. Then she spent a happy 10 minutes re-killing it and showing me how clever she was. How very sweet. Murdering little bastard. I’ll miss her when she goes. She’s off to a new home soon. She might be a murdering bastard. But she’s my murdering bastard. At least for now.
